Quotes From Bands We Love *"Ain't it a shame that you can't say 'Fuck'. Fuck's just a word. And it's all fucked up."
-Limp Bizkit, Hot Dog
*"Kiss..my..star..fish. My..choco..late..starfish..punk!"
-Limp Bizkit, Hot Dog
*" You'll get knocked the fuck out. Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash."
-Limp Bizkit, Full Nelson
*"I'm 'a do things my way.It's my way. My way, or the highway."
-Limp Bizkit, My Way
*"Puff puff. Give the marujuana cig. Oops, I don't even smoke. But I love the way it smells."
-Limp Bizkit, Livin' It Up
*"But what do you think? We could give it a try. Cause you never know. Maybe we could be soul mates. But maybe not (maybe not). But maybe so (maybe so). If you never try
Then you'll never know."
-Limp Bizkit, The One
*"What to do. My life is through. Just wanna kill, myself for you."
-Limp Bizkit, It'll Be Okay
*"Why did I have to go and meet somebody like you? (like you). Why do you have to go and hurt somebody like me? (like me). How could you do somebody like that. You know that I'm never coming back."
-Limp Bizkit, Boiler
*"Music is key. It's the way we're set free. From all this world is throwin' at me."
-Limp Bizkit, Just Like This
*"It's all about the he said she said bullshit."
-Limp Bizkit, Break Stuff
*"Tical....shut the fuck up."
-Limp Bizkit and Method Man, N2 Gether Now
*"But I always remembered your love. Wipe me under the rug. Just so you can step on my spine. I'm gonna get mine."
-Limp Bizkit (1st album)
*"Now Tell me, now tell me who's crews sicker. Mines sicker. Get on your knees and be a dick licker."
-Papa Roach, Snakes
*"Now I'm sending back letters from the Wasteland home."
-The Wallflowers, Letters From the Wasteland
*"It takes two to tango, but boy it takes one to let go. It's just one to let go."
-The Wallflowers, Letters From the Wasteland
-many more to come soon...just be patient..it's hard to think of all the awesome lines in songs. |  |
Quotes From People In Eau Claire, Wisconsin *"peace yall'$"
-Corey H.
*"ughhh"
-Dusty S. and Corey H.
*"....yo"
-Corey H.
*"no frontin'"
-Corey H.
*"Dude, I swallowed a Goldfish last night."
-Erik T.
*"People are like plants, they move to the sun."
-Erik T.
*"I can't help it, you're gay."
-Jeremy
*"Merry f'ing Christmas Grandma!"
-Name Unkown
*Any sentence ending in Jew
-Garrett
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Movie Quotes *"So you're telling me theirs a chance."
-Dumb and Dumber
*"show me your mean face."
-Half Baked
*"Hey this weed tastes like dog shit."
-Cheech and Chong Up In Smoke
*"I fart in your gen..er..al di..rect..ion"
-Monty Python and the Search For the Holy Grail(french dude)
*"Since the tragic death of her father..(he's not quite dead)..since the near fatal wounding of her father..(he's getting better).(*head motion*)..or, since her own father who when he seemed about to recover he suddenly felt the icy hand of death upon him."
-Monty Python and the Search For the Holy Grail
*"We are now no longer the knights who say 'Ni' (ni! shsh) We are now the knights who say 'icky icky icky ickyzopang zoopoing zoiuy e.'"
-Monty Python and the search for the holy grail
*"(therfore we must give you a test.) What is this test, oh knights who, knights who until recently said 'Ni'."
-Monty Python and the search for the holy grail
*"Wipe my ass, put on cartoons...you better apply cream, i might get a rash."
-Hundred Year Old Man, Dana Carvey
*"So sit your ass down, we're putting on Pooh Bear. It's a good one too, Piglet gets lost."
-Hundred Year Old Man, Dana Carvey
*"PC load letter...what the FUCK does THAT mean?"
-Office Space
*"You can get a good look at a T-bone, by sticking your head up a bulls ass. But wouldn't you rather take the butchers word for it."
-Tommy Boy
*"Hey, my girlfriend died. She fel off a cliff. She died on impact."
-Happy Gilmore
*"The price is wrong, bitch!"
-Happy Gilmore
*"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.(you eat pieces of shit for breakfast)...no."
-Happy Gilmore
*"How bout I get you a nice glass of shut the hell up. You're in my world now grandma."
-Happy Gilmore
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